Dear George,
I have some great news for you, Big Guy: The Democrats are so afraid of losing, they stand no chance of winning.
Did you see the way they dove under their desks when Sen. Russell Feingold introduced a motion to censure you for your illegal spying? Feingold is right; you did break the law. However, don’t think for a minute that the Democrats are going to make an issue out of it. Do you know why? Because polls show American’s are in favor of your illegal eavesdropping. The Democratic battle cry is, “Polls, not principles!” They have yet to figure out that whores always end up getting fucked.
Billy-Bob Frist put it very nicely when he dismissed Feingold’s resolution as a political ploy. In saying this, the good doctor put his finger a key point your administration is driving home to the American people: The corporatist state has little use for politics. The last thing we need is a parcel of upset demographics just because a rogue senator tried to hold you accountable for breaking the law. Accountability is reserved for petty criminals, not for big leaguers like yourself.
Consign Feingold to the fringe where he belongs.
On second thought, didn’t you get your start on the fringe?
Your admirer,
Belacqua Jones
9:17:41 PM
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