Open Letters to George W. Bush
Letters to the president from his ardent admirer Belacqua Jones
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Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Dear George,

 

Sometimes, our pundits amaze me.  Here they are expressing shock and dismay because your Global War on Terrorism is producing more terrorists.

 

Duh!

 

What do you need to have a GWOT? 

 

Terrorists, stupid!

 

If you don’t have terrorists, you don’t have a GWOT.  No GWOT, no more commander-in-chief, no more unitary powers of the executive, no more Patriot Act, no more Military Commissions Act.

 

Hoc ergo, you’ve got to keep producing more terrorists. 

 

Some people are really slow on the uptake.

 

Your admirer,

Belacqua Jones

 

 


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