Open Letters to George W. Bush
Letters to the president from his ardent admirer Belacqua Jones
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Saturday, March 24, 2007

Dear George,

 

People are asking why Congress hasn’t impeached your ass.  The answers are as thick as flies swarming road kill.  They range from Congressional cowardice to a cold, political calculation by the Democrats that sees a political advantage in letting you continue to screw up until the end of your term.

 

All wrong, George!  Nobody understands except you and me that America is a one-party nation, and the one party consists of two factions that are as alike as two cloned pigs scarfing slops from their cloned troughs.

 

In a multi-party system, there is a legitimate clash of ideas that reflect conflicting worldviews.  In our one-party system, there is only a struggle for spoils and the power to dole them out.  This is why both the Democrats and the Republicans are intellectually bankrupt.  If a party is without an original thought in its head, then all it can do is attack. When the positive is absent, only the negative remains.

 

We have a well-balanced system that benefits both factions of our Spoils and Plunder Party.  Believe me, and they’re not about to upset this system with a long, messy impeachment.

 

Your admirer,

Belacqua Jones

 

 


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