Open Letters to George W. Bush
Letters to the president from his ardent admirer Belacqua Jones
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Thursday, May 03, 2007

Dear George,

 

Efficiency is a thief, picking the pockets of  the unwashed to fill the pockets of the elite.  The antithesis of efficiency is liberty.  Efficiency is a soft shoe that morphs liberty into economic oppression.

 

The soft shoe has succeeded because of the middle and working classes obsession with taxes.  Ronnie scammed blue-collar workers who had achieved a middle-class standard of living into believing that government programs were sapping their prosperity.  The second they voted him into office, he strapped on his dildo and put it to them.  Benefits shrank and unions shattered, all in the name of freedom. 

 

Ronnie taught us that it is far better to coddle a fat cat than someone in need. 

 

Economic freedom is a leech sucking the lifeblood out of political freedom.  The only freedom remaining is the sanctified greed that our elite a free reign to scramble skyward over the bodies of those who simply did not have the git-up-and-go to git up and go. 

 

Corporatists tout personal responsibility and thrift as they actively advertise the opposite through the marketing of unnecessary products to meet unnecessary needs and the availability of easy credit.  The result is the doctrine of thrifty indebtedness. 

 

We are a Christian nation, and the Christian way is the Via Dolorosa, the road down which the underclasses drag their crosses on the way to the crucifixion that will lift them up to their heavenly reward where Jesus will cradle them in his healing arms.

 

Your admirer,

Belacqua Jones


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