Tuesday, April 5, 2005

Vox Dei? Great vox pop on Newsnight earlier today, from some random punter in Leicester: I'm not a racist, but I just think there are too many coloureds. Coming soon to a voter near you - "I'm not a Liverpool supporter, but I've dyed my hair red, named my child Milan Baros, and I want You'll never walk alone played at my funeral." 10:52:38 PM    comment []

The least surprising announcement of the day Election day is May 5th. 8:22:45 PM    comment []

Communication difficulties I received a pamphlet from the Communication Workers' Union the other day, on the importance of keeping the post office nationalised. The pamphlet, called Delivering Quality had one small problem - the title on the spine was Delivering Quaity. A quaity service all round from the CWU. 8:07:19 AM    comment []

Win £10k (and a player) There's a strange competition going on at Coca Cola at the moment - free to enter, the prize is ten thousand pounds for you, and £250,000 for your chosen football club to buy a new player. Unaffiliated readers who feel like entering are more than welcome to pick Brighton and Hove Albion as their beneficiary... 7:18:26 AM    comment []