Friday, February 04, 2005

Cybershifter ........NEWSFLASH......... You heard it here first.......... Flat was the first cybershifter ever recognized by the folks of the Transmogrification Society of Bloggers! He 'coined' the term for danged sakes! At the awards ceremony last month, the Master of Ceremonies purportedly said that, "Flatline is the animajis of the ages", or somethin' like that. (Apologies to Harry Potter folk........) Flat started one blog, dumped that one, started two others at the same time and dumped one of them and is now posin' as one blog. We think....... When Flat was questioned by reporters as to whether or not the Transmogrification Society of Bloggers had only one member, Flatline left the room via a backdoor with no comment............. Reference:  The Urban Dictionary 11:01:53 PM    comment []

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Two Word Poems   Poetry so short you could set it on a dime and its legs would dangle……… _______________________________________________________________   Two Word Pomes  (Poems)     Literature for Today and the Future by Rick Hutchison GSG, HSG, B.A., M.A., WA.Ph.D. (Grade School Graduate, High School Graduate, Bachelor of Arts, Master of Arts, Was Almost Doctor of Philosophy) Aka Flatline B.D.B.H.S.F. (Brain Damaged by Heart Surgery Forever) Friend of Readers of Books, No Matter How Short The Book!   I wrote these pomes for those of us who don’t have time to read a lot, and who don’t know how to spell the word poem …….. (Caveat: Two word poems may have a long title.  It is a charming part of the genre…)   I hope to add a three word volume soon in an effort to lead readers back to what I call “real reading”.  I define real reading as reading at least one book over 25 pages long in one’s life.  We must start somewhere……..     King Lear Bad Dad!   Cajun Treat Bog Frog.   Einstein Right bright! or Main Brain!   Literary Criticism Book Look…   Former Long Time Cigarette Smoker Old Gold.   Open Beer Can In a Car Pop-top, Cop stop!   Bus Ride Down town…..   Attilla’s Rampage Hun fun!   Halloween Fright night!    Juicyfruit Yum gum.   Glacier Nice ice.   Sahara Grand Sand.   Four-Man Bobsled Huge luge.   Rapids (White Water) River quiver!   Tour de France Bike hike!   Surfer’s Motivation Wave crave….   Fishermen’s Mottoes Like pike! Trout scout! Dream bream! Bass ass!   Double Eagle in Golf Gut Putt!   Noah’s Trip Ark lark!   Bad News on Wall Street Trust bust? Stock crock? Funny money? Bank tank? Hell, sell! ! !   Boxing Rough stuff.   Gang Fight Bunch Punch!   Street Fight Alley sally!   Moby Dick Whale tale.   Hamlet Dane pain….   Zorba Greek cheek!   Drive by Shooting BANG THANG!   Chef Food dude.   Computer Crash Ram Jam!   Ghost Boo who?   Dawn Morn born!   Twilight Sun done!   Waves Ocean motion!   Date Mate slate.   Trees Park bark…..   Candy Sweet treat! (this one was too easy!)   President of the United States Head Fed!   Monica Lewinski Fed Head   Gold Digger Geezer pleaser! 7:00:22 PM    comment []

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