This was a 'semi-finished' letter to my good friend Sharon.
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Dear Sharon,
Did you know your first name is the same as the last name of a big Israeli official? But that is not what I want to tell you.
I am on a quest to understand advanced Physics and Astronomy. I am studying in my mind the Big Bang Theory and I have concluded that I am in agreement with this assessment of how the universe got started. But I have one question. Who was the ‘Big Banger’? Who built the bomb? Who lit the fuse?
I am gonna start a new religion with the Big Banger as its god. I will write a ‘Holy Book’ called BBBBB (Big Banger Begat Big Bang). But I am not going to tell anybody what BBBBB means, cause the first person who figures it out is gonna be my main prophet and first pope! I think that would be a nice blend of existing religions, and might attract religious folk to my new religion. I just have to figure out how the Big Banger pulled all this shit off!
Sincerely,
Flatman
Fan of the Big Bopper, too!
6:53:31 PM 
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