Everybody's Favorite All-Americans
47 right-wing bloggers responded to a poll asking them to list twenty "people who are screwing up America". Notably, only one conservative, Senator John McCain, America’s most popular politician, made the list. Now, I would have included some people they left out; and I would have left out some of the people they included. But it's a perfectly respectable list. In order of popularity, this, then, is the honor roll of the 25 greatest people in America, along with some brief personal comments:
23 (tie) Justice Sandra Day O'Connor. These Reagan Republicans don't think much of a Justice he appointed.
23 (tie) Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg. She's another female Justice. Of course she's on the list.
23 (tie) Representative Maxine Waters. Okay, she can be shrill.
21 (tie) Charles Rangel. Simply the best spokesman for the concerns of urban Americans. I call this racial profiling; if he were white, he'd be much higher ranked.
21 (tie) Vice President Albert Gore, Jr. If he still had that beard, I think he might be higher on the list.
17 (tie) Justice David Souter. My favorite Supreme Court Justice.
17 (tie) Reverend Al Sharpton. Okay, I can't begin to defend Al Sharpton.
17 (tie) Markos Moulitsas Zuniga. Okay, you got me with this one. I have no idea who this is. Is he (?) any relation to actress Daphne Zuniga?
17 (tie) President William Jefferson Clinton. Poor President Clinton. He must be thinking, "I came in 17th? How did that happen? Obviously, I've been slipping. I've got to start eating my Wheaties."
16) Paul Krugman. A fairly inoffensive columnist. I honestly have no idea why so many of them have a grudge against him. Maybe he stole somebody's parking space or something.
15) Noam Chomsky. I find him unreadable, but I guess the right-wing bloggers don't.
13 (tie) Senator John McCain. In 2000, the Weekly Standard backed him for President. He's a war hero, and the most popular politician in America. The chicken hawks have many reasons to resent him.
13 (tie) Senator Robert Byrd. If a Republican goes from being a bigot to a conservative that votes against programs for minorities for purely ideological reasons, that's cool, but if a Democrat goes from being a bigot to being a liberal, clearly he's a hypocrite. That Apostle Paul, who went from Christ's greatest foe to the pillar of the church...what a phony.
11 (tie) Reverend Jessie [sp] Jackson. That's right, on the list they misspelled Jesse's name. Their problems extend beyond simple political illiteracy.
11 (tie) President Jimmy Carter. Yes, there's nothing like building homes for the poor, and fostering democracy around the world, to make right-wingers get their hate on.
10) House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi. She's obviously been doing a very good job. When Dick Gephardt had the job, it's highly unlikely he would've made the top twenty.
8 (tie) Senator John Kerry. What kind of list would this be without including the last couple Democratic Presidential nominees?
8 (tie) Senator Barbara Boxer. Do you get the feeling they have a problem with women having the right to vote?
7) Senator Dick Durbin. This is a topical vote, because he overstated the problems in Guantanamo by comparing them to Soviet and Nazi prison camps, which didn't have the kind of technology we have; but in a few months we will be back to "Who's Dick Durbin?"
6) Senator Hillary Clinton. I'm surprised she didn't make it higher on the Republican hit list. She still has bragging rights over her husband, who barely made the list at all. I’m sure he's hurt.
5) George Soros. The billionaire who gave hundreds of millions a year to Russia to help save their market-style economy...what a creep.
4) Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid. A year ago, Reid, a conservative Democrat, was one of the Republicans favorite Senators. Now they think he's Tom Daschle.
3) Senator Edward Kennedy. No list of people Republicans hate would be complete without Ted Kennedy.
1 (tie) Michael Moore. The most successful documentary filmmaker in history, though I confess, I'm not a fan. I think he slants things a bit too much.
1 (tie) Democratic National Committee Chairman Howard Dean. I thought Dean was maybe going too far, but if the right-wing bloggers are that angry at him, I was obviously very much mistaken.
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