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I like ice in my milk. I don't put anything in my coffee. I think Kevin Costner is an alien. I would rather eat a muffin than a scone, and I would prefer it be blueberry. I cry at long distance commercials, and scoff at Hallmark ones, though they were likely directed by the same person. I will happily share an ice cream cone with a drooly baby, but dogs are another matter entirely. Goldfish are lucky; no one can tell when they're swearing. I love the smell of a just-lit match. Hot wings are best with blue cheese dip, and no...ranch won't do in a pinch. Listening to Al Green makes me feel more attractive. Listening to BBC Radio makes me feel more intelligent. Listening to ACDC makes me feel tougher. Listening to Kelly Clarkson makes me feel guilty. I laugh too loudly into the phone. I like to do the dishes right away, and I don't think of them as 'done' until the counters are clean as well. I love the look of clothes tossed hastily over the back of a chair. There is a spoon next to my computer, and I don't know how it got there. I set my clock to be 44 minutes fast, and I don't know why; it's never tricked me into thinking I was late once. I like to make lists of things I love, but I hate making lists of things I need to get done. I have a lazy eye that does fun things when I am fearfully, hideously tired. I can't cross my eyes. I don't like old folks' homes, but I love hanging out with old people anywhere else. A fish stick is not always a bad thing. I walked into my closed door today. I haven't read nearly enough books to feel 'literary'. Drinks in cans get warm far too quickly. I crave salt more often than anything else. I know a lot of trivia. I appear to know more trivia than I actually do. I don't think Ben Affleck is all that stupid. My mom makes better biscuits than your mom. My dad smells better than your dad. My brother laughs more loudly than your brother. I can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue in less than ten seconds. I don't care if I ever go to Disneyland. I have a brown dot in my iris, just to the left of my pupil. I also don't know my left from my right, so that could be wrong. I like it when men look a bit rumpled, as though they've fought villains, or changed a tire, or played rugby just moments previous to being with you. I learn song lyrics after about two 'listens'. I've never had an injury that hurt more than the first ten minutes of a broken nose, a pain which I have experienced three times. I don't have the patience to knit. I do have the patience to update Windows. My penmanship is excellent. I get claustrophobic on subway cars, but I play it cool. The last time I cried was yesterday. The last time I laughed was on the phone, 3 hours ago. The last time I said something remotely wise was last night. When I love someone, I tell them. If I love them enough, they get to hear when they piss me off, too. I'm kinda hungry right now. I'm also kinda scared. The biggest problems we face often have the most simple solutions. So I'm going to eat something, and go to bed. Everything....except me...looks better in the morning.
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