Wednesday, January 4, 2006

ninety-nine problems and the blog ain't one. This blog is on an overnight hiatus. The blogger is zonked. She is returning tomorrow evening with the Post of Posts. This post will include: rapier wit flailing rants free samples groundbreaking scientific theory childhood photos musical playlists celebrity gossip home renovation don'ts movie spoilers key political ideology fashion tips for people with awkward figure types literary recommendations the whereabouts of Jimmy Hoffa backmasking revelations from Free's 'All Right Now' quick and easy ways to test your own cholesterol with a spoon, a lithium battery, and 300 metres of dental floss shocking JPEGS great marinades for chicken fresh new dance grooves dark truths about unpasteurized cheese NKOTB reunion rumours a recipe for pie crust that just won't quit. You think I'm kidding. Would I kid? If you have anything else you'd like included, let me know. For now, Little Miss Compulsive Updater is off for the night. Not because she doesn't have anything to say, but because she currently has less personality than the Zoloft blob, Tori Spelling, and a large jar of mayo combined in a rock tumbler. Picture that. Or don't. I'm trying not to. I just need a bit of a rest. Evidently. Because, dude, I am more tired than sixteen baby pandas on some bath towels in a locker room. Yeah. 12:38:08 AM    well, yes, but...  []

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