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Sunday, January 15, 2006
 

five... no, six most recent signs of the coming end times.

  1. Celebrity Fit Club
  2. Eminem remarried his ex-wife -- you know, the one he wrote a song about killing.
  3. James Frey is still number one on Amazon.
  4. Another American Pie movie.
  5. The Seahawks are in the playoffs?
  6. David Blaine and Criss Angell.



5:10:38 PM    well, yes, but...  []

long and winding road.


This post is going to be a little patchy, considering that it's quite late. I know, I know... why should an insomniac care? I should just be thankful to have something to do besides staring at the ceiling.

But it's been a busy day. I think I might be tired enough to sleep. Or at least, like, think about it really, really seriously.

Rather than working up a synopsis of my day in some coherent, easy-to-understand format, I think I'll just make a few bullet points (why do we call them that? can't we call them "dot points"? or just... points? bullet points sound a tad overdramatic) sharing moments and scenes from the last sixteen or so hours.
  • Bangs will take a bit of getting used to.

  • First cup of coffee was terrible. Second cup (from two different coffee places, within an hour) was great. The difference? The first cup spilled all over me.

  • My parents are hilarious. I hope that thirty years from now, she is still calling him a "dawdler" -- and that he is still dawdling. Because they have a great schtick going.

  • Why does no one sell cheap sunglasses anymore?

  • How come we only get sun around here within a day of breaking the all-time record for most consecutive days of rain in Vancouver? Only this city could find a reason to be disappointed by sun.

  • Border guards are always either trying to terrify my family or make us laugh. Today we laughed.

  • My father and I terrorized a craft store (my mother was shopping) by repeatedly squeezing stuffed birds -- who make their correct bird sounds -- produced by the Audobon society. I took a real fancy to the American Crow bird. Caw! Caw!

  • We passed a business called 'Tacoma Screw'. Is it just me, or are we thinking Ron Jeremy works there?

  • GO SEAHAWKS GO!

  • Mmmm, Sephora. Mmmm.

  • I actually purchased a used lipgloss. I didn't know it was used until I took it out of the packaging to make my mother try it, and lo and behold, it was devoid of glossage. We went back to Sephora to get me a fresh one. I began my explanation to the girl behind the counter -- while smiling broadly and somewhat vacantly -- with, "My lip gloss is empty! Someone used it!" And you wonder why they don't call me a gifted communicator.

  • Singing in the car with my parents makes us both the dorkiest family alive and the coolest at the same time.

  • We waved at Chuck and Julie on the way by. And waved forward at Phil and Mrs. Perils.

  • I heard Johnny Cash singing an old hymn on a soundtrack my dad owns, and got a little teary. Does anyone else miss Johnny?

  • I had the best latte I have ever had today. Ever. Long live Illy Coffee.

  • I saw a couple wearing the same pants today. The exact same rust-coloured corduroy pants. A note to my future husband: WE WILL NEVER WEAR THE SAME PANTS.

  • Quacking in the car with my parents just makes us freaks.

  • Bangs will really take some getting used to.

  • WHO BUYS ALL THOSE RVs? WHO? There are always so many damn RVs for sale, but I hardly see any on the roads. Is anyone else seeing them?

  • Catherine makes me laugh more than almost anyone else on earth. Even just when we're driving around and reading out street signs. I laughed so hard tonight that I started making a small honking sound. Nothing else -- just the honking sound. Like a Mini Cooper.

  • It still hasn't rained yet.

Woo!

Goodnight, all.



1:39:17 AM    well, yes, but...  []


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