it was all about the coat.(not really back in action, but how could I not share this...)
You are watching DVDs, drinking Celestial Seasonings' Sleepytime Extra, and nearly falling asleep on the couch. You hear a knock on the door.
Your neighbour is there (11:30 pm) with a pitbull in a taupe suede shearling coat. Said pitbull is on a leash, but is nearly choking itself trying to get free and (possibly either maim or) lick you. Do you:
a. Close the door quietly. b. Shrink away in fear from the salivating pitbull.
c. Question your neighbour as to whether or not she is aware of the time. d. Accept her request to dogsit the crazed animal for ten minutes so that she can take a shower. Startle fellow DVD-watching roommate with pitbull on leash. Watch the dog run over your couch, your roommate, the coffee table, and two chairs. Persuade the dog not to eat the candles or drink your tea. Watch the dog eat the living room pillows. Admire the taupe suede shearling coat. Question the presence of the taupe suede shearling coat. Take the dog for a walk down the hallway to your sleeping roommate. Startle her. Watch the dog spin in mid-air. Laugh so hard you nearly throw up. Hear the knock on the door. Give the dog back. Run into the room where your once-sleeping roommate is trying to fall asleep again. Do impression of a pitbull in a taupe suede shearling coat. Laugh even more. Go to bed.
Guess which option I chose?
11:43:55 PM 
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