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Wednesday, January 25, 2006
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ten thoughts before bed.Do ear buds get claustrophobic? The less I fear emoticons, the more I worry about my sanity. Instant coffee is God's way of punishing us for impatience. Trying to understand news coverage of politics is like playing Telephone with a mime: nobody's saying anything, and they're not even reporting that right. If I can make out veins, your jeans are too tight. Men don't like crazy/kooky/quirky chicks near as much as Meg Ryan or Drew Barrymore movies would have you believe. Not every Harry will put up with a Sally. American Idol is the new Gong Show. Butterflies really are just like skinny, hairy men in pretty dresses; take away the colourful wings, and whaddya got? Steve Buscemi. Just thinking about FedEx makes me tired.
The Seahawks finally getting to the Super Bowl will be kinda like me finally getting to my wedding: "Dude, it doesn't need to be perfect. Just happy to have made it through the season."
1:30:48 AM 
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