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Tuesday, April 25, 2006
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a creed thankfully devoid of scott stapp.I believe that chicken soup would probably burn my soul, so I'll take gazpacho instead.
I believe that the urban myth about stuff dissolving in Coca Cola is false. But I think Mountain Dew makes you glow in the dark.
I believe that most dogs in the back of pickup trucks would rather drive.
I believe that most giraffes would find necking redundant.
I believe that being "the brains behind the project" just sounds kind
of messy. And you'd likely start to smell if they forgot you back
there, too.
I believe that, even if you become your mother as you get older, you shouldn't have to marry your dad.
I believe that we gave up on 8-tracks much too soon.
I believe that there are leeks that can plug leaks.
I believe that you should never voluntarily smell milk on someone else's behalf.
I believe that most meetings require either donuts, coffee, or Yahtzee to make them worthwhile.
I believe that we can quite appropriately call Celine Dion the Gross National Product of Canada.
I believe that fish would renovate their boring old aquariums if they could only hold hammers.
I believe that hay fever was the plague deemed too graphic for the Bible.
I believe that 82 degrees is too warm for my apartment. But 90 degrees is far too straight.
I believe that, while side ponytails need to go the way of the Dodo, we've not given the Unicorn ponytail enough of a shot.
I believe that therapists and guitarists have one major skill in common: fretwork.
I believe that a round robin tournament would be really, really adorable. But I don't know what they'd play.
I believe that seamen are probably long over the joke.
I believe the city of Regina is, too.
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Meg Fowler.
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