Wednesday, April 13, 2005

The scene – two fifteen-year olds meeting, about 15 years from now.  (inspiration from Colleen) Warning - This may not be appropriate for anybody!   #1:        Dude! #2:        Hey dude, what’s up? #1:        Just thinking. #2:        What about? #1:        You know, life ‘n’ stuff. #2:        Dude, that’s deep.   #1:        Yeah, guess cause I went to therapy today. #2:        So what, everybody goes. #1:        Found this book old of pictures.  (sigh) #2:        Of what? #1:        My Mom. #2:        Cool. #1:        No man, it’s kinda weirding me out. #2:        No shit, let’s check it out. #1:        I don’t know. #2:        C’mon. #1:        Okay.   #2:        You’re Mom was a singer? #1:        Yeah, can you believe it. #2:        Which one is she? #1:        The one with the snake. #2:        Dude, that’s fucked up!  She’s kinda hot though! #1:        Fuck you asshole, it gets worse. #2:        Who’s the dork in the hat? #1:        Don’t know, I think it’s my father. #2:        You don’t look like him. #1:        Well Mom wasn’t sure.  (sigh) #2:        Jesus, no wonder you’re in therapy dude.   #1:        Bite me, it gets worse. #2:        Ugh!  What the hell is that?  Who’s the mutant?. #1:        Some perv. #2:        Man, I'm gonna have nightmares.  You’re Mom hung out with a perv? #1:        I think just for this picture.  He got his ass thrown in jail.  From what I was able to find out he got into a fight in jail, somebody hit him and his face fell off. #2:        Gross! #1:        Yeah, I know, I think they killed him to put him out of his misery, besides he was a perv. #2:        Still. #1:        Weird.  (sigh)   #2:        Your Mom was a hooker too? #1:        Shut up asshole, those were her stage costumes. #2:        She still looks like a hooker dude. #1:        Yeah I know.  (sigh) #2:        She had a navel ring!, dude, no one does that anymore.  I can't believe she gave you shit about the tattoo! #1:        Yeah go figure. #2:        Can you wear one of those when you’re pregnant. #1:        I thought about that and decided I didn’t what to know. #2:        Hey how come her boobs are so much bigger in these pictures than in the other ones? #1:        Fuck you, you’re talking about my Mom! #2:        Sorry dude, weird. #1:        Yeah I know, weird.  Wish I’d never seen this.  (sigh)   * pictures from WireImage.com 8:09:22 PM      Throw Me A Bone []

© Copyright 2005 Michael Doughten. Last update: 5/1/2005; 1:51:01 PM.