H5N1 - Coming to KILL YOU SOON! Yep we’re all gonna die!
Put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye. It’s got a kill ratio of 81%, sounds like a real slate wiper to me. It’s THE AVIAN FLU and if you listen to that wizard of medical science george dubya bush you haven’t got a chance. Of course that’s what he wants you to think so you won’t think about Iraq or Plamegate or any of his other major fuckups. Yes it’s time to play that FEAR CARD again. It worked so well in the last election. Let’s scare the shit out of everybody so they’ll leave us alone. Apparently if you get the avian flu you are going to die, but…. to get it you actually have to be messing with infected birds as in working hands on with live infected birds. If you cook the bird you kill the virus. It also helps to live in a third world country with no health care and really bad sanitary conditions. So let’s see, wear gloves, wash hands, don’t run with scissors, don’t talk with you mouth full, you really should call your mother more, yep that pretty much should take care of it. Kind of takes me back to the days of the swine flu, you know, that vaccine we got back in the 80’s, the cure for which there was no known disease. The last pandemic in the U.S. was in 1918 and about 500,000 Americans died. Health care pretty much sucked back then and so did personal hygiene. Since both have improved in the last 87 years we should be in pretty good shape. Now on a planet of 6 billion people I have a hard time getting scared about a disease that has infected 118 people and killed 81% of them. Ebola is a more kick ass virus than that. Next to Ebola the avian flu is a little girly man. The administration fears that the avian flu with EVOLVE into something that can be transmitted from person to person. Doesn’t sound like a very intelligent design to me. I thought they weren’t down with the whole “evolve thing.” One other important point, old Rummy has a big time investments in Gilead Sciences, which owns the rights to Tamiflu, one of the two vaccinations against the bird flu. Let’s kill two birds with one stone, we’ll scare the shit out of everybody so they won’t notice all of the corrupt, incompetent, deceitful stuff we’ve done, and get rich to boot, Brilliant! It’s only a matter of time before the geniuses at 1600 Penn. Ave. decide to kill all of the birds to combat this menace. I have more to fear from this Administration. As usual their cure is more deadly than the disease.
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