Thursday, April 28, 2005

Snidge done stuck me! What follows is a list of different occupations. You must select at least five of them. You may add more if you like to your list before you pass it on (after you select five of the items as it was passed to you). Of the five you selected, you are to finish each phrase with what you would do as a member of that profession. Then pass it on to three other bloggers. Here's that list: If I could be a scientist... If I could be a farmer... If I could be a musician... If I could be a doctor... If I could be a painter... If I could be a gardener... If I could be a missionary... If I could be a chef... If I could be an architect... If I could be a linguist... If I could be a psychologist... If I could be a librarian... If I could be an athlete... If I could be a lawyer... If I could be an innkeeper... If I could be a professor... If I could be a writer... If I could be a backup dancer... If I could be a llama-rider... If I could be a bonnie pirate... If I could be a midget stripper... If I could be a proctologist... If I could be a TV-Chat Show host... If I could be an actor... If I could be a judge... If I could be a Jedi... If I could be a mob boss... If I could be an innkeeper... I'd want to be one at a villa in Tuscany and of course I'd need to have a well rounded knowledge of the area's vineyards. If I could be a musician... I would like to be a Richard Thompson like guitar wizard who writes great songs about bummer subjects. If I could be a Jedi... I would be gettin' medieval on the forces of the Dark Side in DC. If I could be a psychologist... then I wouldn't have to pay for one. If I could be a TV-Chat Show host...I'd only invite Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, and Ann Coulter on and I'd spend the whole show mocking them with a Bill Maher like wit and not letting them get a word in ever. If I could be a scientist... I'd, oh wait I am a scientist. Batter Up: Birdie because I think I know how she'd answer 2 of them, I could be wrong Nancy because she likes quizzes Katya because she's from Texas 6:30:03 PM    Throw Me A Bone []

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