REAL MEN OF GENIUS voiceover: Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius male lead vocal: (Real Men of Genius) voiceover: Today we salute you Mr. Mettalica Tribute Band Guy. male lead vocal: (Mr. Mettalica Tribute Band Guy) voiceover: Most people would pick a good band, like the Rolling Stones, for a tribute. female chorus: (Brown Sugar) voiceover: But no, you had to go for really lame and loud, possibly to cover up for an extreme lack of ability. female chorus: (shit, I’m deaf!!) voiceover: So put on that leather jumpsuit even though it’s 90 degrees out and you’re standing under 150 watt spots. male lead vocal: (sweatin’ my cubes off) voiceover: You’ve got the mullets and tribal tattoos to almost pull it off. female chorus: (That’s some hair) voiceover: So crack open a Bud Light Mr. Mettalica Tribute Band Guy, because even though your amp goes
up to eleven, your talent only goes to two. male lead vocal: (Mr. Incredibly loud Mettalica Tribute Band Guy) *apologies to the Anheuser-Busch Brewing Company
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