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Saturday, June 11, 2005

Tagged in retribution by Meg.

Total Number of Films Owned: About 400. I am a movie junkie.

Last Film Bought: The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou. Wes Anderson rocks!

Last Film Watched: Madagascar. Cute but not great. Chris Rock is completely wasted as a straight man. They should have let him cut loose. David Schwimmer, who I’m not particularly fond of, was hysterical as a neurotic giraffe and Sasha Cohen (Ali G) was great as the Lemur king.

Five Favorite Films That I Watch Frequently or That Mean A Lot To Me: If "The Princess Bride" is on I will watch it, even though I own it. I love this movie. Anything Monty Python I will watch over and over again. "Amelie" was great. "Wallace & Gromit" I will always watch. Anything by the Coen Brothers I will watch repeatedly.

Among my favorites otherwise: Best in Show, Waiting For Guffman, A Mightly Wind, This Is Spinal Tap, Dr. Strangelove (Kubrick’s best), Sideways, Crouching Tiger, Oh Brother Where Art Thou, Fargo, The Big Lebowski, The Commitments, Henry V, Kill Bill, Vol 1, Sin City, Lost In Translation, Snatch, the list goes on and on.

Miraculously, I want to see, and have not seen: Ray, In America, Robots, Kingdom of Heaven, Schultzie Gets The Blues, Layer Cake, The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy.

Movie you would most like to see again if you could find it: "Mediterraneo", a great Italian film about a group of soldiers on a Greek island during WW2. A wonderful movie.
By the way, “Strickly Ballroom” is a fantastic movie.

I posted my movie collection before but here it is again. Mike's Flicks.

I guess I should tag someone so:
Flat
Michael Parker
Dick

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Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Movieholic!

That's what I am, I don't just watch them, I buy them and I've got a lot. It's a disease really. This is my collection. I'd like to say that all of the kid movies are for when my niece and nephew come over or when anyone with kids visits but really I like those flicks too. The program I use is called DVD Profiler and it's pretty cool. You can download it for free at http://www.intervocative.com/ or get the full-featured version for $15 or so. It's worth it especially if you have as many as I do. I don't think I have too many embarrassing ones listed. The quantity is probably the most embarrassing thing.

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Monday, May 02, 2005

Film Noir Quotes Revealed!
1. “Frank... is a very sick and dangerous man (Blue Velvet – Kyle MacLachlan, 1986)
2. “Experience has taught me never to trust a policeman. Just when you think one's all right, he turns legit.”(The Asphalt Jungle – Sam Jaffe, 1950)
3. “Yeah, top spot. And I'm just one punch away.” (The Set-Up – Robert Ryan, 1949)
4. “I should have been a chiropractor.” (Apartment Zero - Hart Bochner, 1988)
5. “You know, a dame with a rod is like a guy with a knitting needle.”
(Out Of The Past – Steve Brodie, 1947)
6. "And after I pull off that miracle, maybe I'll go punch out God." (Sin City - Bruce Willis, 2005)
7. “You know what he'll do when he comes back? Beat my teeth out, then kick me in the stomach for mumbling.” (The Big Sleep – Humphrey Bogart, 1946)
8. "I was the only guy who disagreed with the cops - and I had brain damage."
(Memento - Guy Pearce, 2000)
9. “You know, the trouble with women is they ask too many questions. They should spend all their time just being beautiful.” (Dead Reckoning – Humphrey Bogart, 1947)
10. “The people, Eddie, the people! Don't tell me about the people, Eddie. The people sit in front of their little TVs with their bellies full of beer and fall asleep." (The Harder They Fall – Rod Stieger, 1956)
11. “You know, you remind me of an old Egyptian girlfriend of mine. The Sphinx.”
(Macao – Robert Mitchum, 1952)
12. "I don't think they let people like me carry guns." (Memento - Guy Pearce, 2000)
13. "If a man looked at a woman's mouth before her eyes, he'd get fooled a lot less."
(Trouble In Mind - Kris Kristofferson, 1985)
14. “You shouldn't kiss a girl when you're wearing that gun... leaves a bruise!”
(Murder My Sweet – Claire Trevor, 1944)
15. “This is a snakeskin jacket! And for me it's a symbol of my individuality, and my belief... in personal freedom.”
(Wild At Heart – Nicolas Cage, 1990)

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Sunday, May 01, 2005

Hints for Film Noir:

Memento, Blue Velvet, Wild At Heart, The Big Sleep, The Harder They Fall, The Asphalt Jungle, Apartment Zero, Murder My Sweet, Trouble In Mind, Macao, Dead Reckoning, The Set-Up, Out Of The Past, Sin City. Match the quote to the movie.

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Saturday, April 30, 2005

Film Noir Quotes

This will be tough, half are from the 40’s to the early 50’s, half are 1980 to now. I also have a broad definition of Film Noir which includes most private eye flicks from the late 40's to early 50’s. I’ve thrown you a few bones in there. There may also be two quotes from the same movie.

1. “Frank... is a very sick and dangerous man.”
2. “Experience has taught me never to trust a policeman. Just when you think one's all right, he turns legit."
3. “Yeah, top spot. And I'm just one punch away."
4. “I should have been a chiropractor.”
5. “You know, a dame with a rod is like a guy with a knitting needle.”
6. "And after I pull off that miracle, maybe I'll go punch out God."
7. “You know what he'll do when he comes back? Beat my teeth out, then kick me in the stomach for mumbling.”
8. "I was the only guy who disagreed with the cops - and I had brain damage."
9. “You know, the trouble with women is they ask too many questions. They should spend all their time just being beautiful.”
10. “The people, Eddie, the people! Don't tell me about the people, Eddie. The people sit in front of their little TVs with their bellies full of beer and fall asleep.”
11. “You know, you remind me of an old Egyptian girlfriend of mine. The Sphinx."
12. "I don't think they let people like me carry guns."
13. "If a man looked at a woman's mouth before her eyes, he'd get fooled a lot less."
14. “You shouldn't kiss a girl when you're wearing that gun... leaves a bruise!”
15. “This is a snakeskin jacket! And for me it's a symbol of my individuality, and my belief... in personal freedom.”

10:55:33 PM    Throw Me A Bone []

Thursday, April 28, 2005

10 Movies you should see that you probably haven't (in no particular order). Bonus points to anyone who has seen 5 or more.
1. The Station Agent
2. Whale Rider
3. City Of God
4. American Splendor
5. Lost In Translation
6. The Quiet American
7. Amelie
8. Scotland, PA
9. You Can Count On Me
10. Hotel Rwanda (this should be required viewing)

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Tuesday, April 19, 2005

The Daily Bitch had a bunch of movie quotes for people to guess which flick they belonged to. I liked the idea so I’m stealing it. Here’s your comedy movie test. Jack I know you know at least 8 of these so refrain from naming those.

Movie Quotes – all comedies, all within the last 30 years, most are recent.

1. “I consider myself a nerd.”

2. "The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me."

3. "I think Crabbeville in autumn would look quite magnificent."

4. “Wow! I cannot believe you're not retarded!”

5. “We consider ourselves bi-costal if you consider the Mississippi River one of the coasts.”

6. “Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.”

7. “Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?”

8. “Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really widely reported.”

9. “Are you chewing gum?”

10. “I've said it before, and I'll say it again, No more fucking ABBA!"

11. “Pool and a pond... Pond be good for you.”

12. “Damn! We're in a tight spot!”

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Sunday, April 17, 2005

FANTASTIC! If you didn't like "Pulp Fiction" or "Kill Bill" forget about "Sin City" but if those movies are your style this is a blast. I've read reviews about the violence and gore factor but since this is in black and white and uses interesting flashes of color it's more comic book violence than, say, "Gangs of New York" which was rough going in some points but still an excellent flick. I've seen episodes of CSI that caused more of a squeamish reflex. Mickey Rourke, Clive Owen, and Bruce Willis are as good as ever. I've got two thumbs so TWO THUMBS UP!

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