Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Top 6 - mottos for Japan 6. Land of Milk and Hello Kitty 5. Cibo Mato 4. E Pluribus Pokémon 3. Japan über animé 2. Better dead than Gaijin 1. One nation under Godzilla 7:55:29 PM    comment [] Filibluster of doom Last-minute deal averts Senate filibuster crisis. Moderates agree to a plan to allow nomination of some rightwing judges, while Democrats retain filibuster power Let this be fair warning: never play poker with Republicans. Senator Orrin Hatch: "Now that I've finished dealing all the cards face up, deuces are no longer wild. Threes and sevens are. Oh, and I forgot to mention the ante is $10, not $1." Democrats "compromise" on a $5 ante and threes being wild. Of course, they still lose the hand - just not as badly. It's as though all of the kids who used to get their lunch money stolen and "kick me" signs taped to their backs formed a political party. A geek and dork at recess: Geek: "How'd the fight go?" Dork: "Not bad" Geek: "Um, he gave you a black eye and you wet your pants" Dork: "Yeah, but I didn't soil myself." 1:59:14 AM    comment []

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