Wednesday, June 01, 2005

Poll: Bush approval mark nears low On domestic issues, the president's approval ratings are at an all-time low -- 40 percent of respondents approve of his work on the economy and 33 percent approve of his plans for Social Security changes. Uh-oh. You know what this means: (Thanks to ImageShack for the free image hosting!) terrorist attack; war; or releasing Saddam Hussein so we can capture him again. Personally, I'm pulling for option number three. Really it's a no-brainer. First, we let Saddam loose on the insurgents (clearly he's about the only guy who can keep order in that country). Second, we appoint Saddam as our chief negotiator to Iran. They'll go solar power over night. Third, we give Saddam two weeks head start and a video recorder so he can provide the media with a steady stream of abusive, megalomaniacal tirades. When Saddam is recaptured (right before the midterm elections) he can go on to serve as the US ambassador to the UN. 12:38:09 AM    comment []

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