Oh, my dear brothers and sistahs, have I got a fresh, heapin' load of Holy Crap for you! You just can't make up stuff this good.
The board game you see to the right, it's called "Salvation Challenge." I'm sure by now you want the 800 number, but just be patient friends. This righteous alternative (or rip-off. Whatever.) to that dastardly Monopoly will have you becoming more spiritual by the minute.
"So", you don't ask, "how does one play this amazing new game?" Well, it's simple really. You start at the cross (how spiritual of them) and you and your friends roll the die until you reach Cavalry, where you--and this is truly the best part--slap a red sticker on your head and shout, "Jesus saved me!" then go directly to the river Jordan to be baptised.
But, that's just where the "fun" begins. The object of the game is not to gain the most money, like in sommme board games, but to give a million dollars away to Missionary causes. The first person to do this wins the game! But, my question is, does anyone really win with Salvation Challenge? You decide by going to the Glory to God Games (I promise I didn't make that up.) website and watching this promotional video. [and, yes, there is a grown man slapping a red sticker on his forehead and yelling wildly in this video.... You're welcome.]
