Dear Universe,
As you are well aware-I LIVE on the east coast. Here on the east coast it is the MIDDLE of WINTER-as you are also aware of. In the MIDDLE of WINTER, ticks fucking die, hibernate...what the fuck ever. The bottom line-they are not supposed to be attaching themselves to unsuspecting hosts and sucking them dry. So...Universe...why is it...that I am the only fucking person I know that finds a tick attached to their body on the 23rd of January 2006??? Not just any tick..I might add...a DEER TICK..which oh..by..the..way...HAVE FUCKING LYME DISEASE
So..there...dear..Universe..now that you understand my frustration...WHY WOULD YOU FUCKING DO THIS TO ME??? Is there not someone else out there who needs to go through some crisis??? Is not taking away my parent's enough??? Is not taking my BF away enough??? Will Lyme Disease be enough??? OR WILL IT NEVER FUCKING END????
HELLO...IT IS THE MIDDLE OF WINTER...WHY IS A TICK ATTACHING ITSELF TO ME????
O.K. I'm calm now. Tantrum over. Yes, my doctor removed a tick from my body today. Yes, my doctor informed me that it was a deer tick. Yes, my doctor also informed me that he didn't believe the tick was attached to me long enough to pass on the dreaded Lyme Disease. Yes, the tick is being sent to a lab to see if it indeed does have the dreaded Lyme Disease. Yes, we believe the tick attached itself to me on Saturday when we went skeet shooting. Yes, we were doing shots of Patron while skeet shooting...so therefore a whole brigade of ticks could have attached themselves to me...and I would have been none the wiser. Yes, I'm perfectly aware that thou shall not imbibe while playing w loaded weapons. Yes, we all came back alive..however, one with a tick. Happy, happy, joy, joy. IT'S THE MIDDLE OF WINTER FOR FUCKS SAKE...HOW???...HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?????????????
8:50:27 PM 
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