3D Glasses Required
Look at this. But not too close.
That is an acutal BUSINESS DOCUMENT. Professional people, with, you know, professions, and mortages and cars, made it. It is a screenshot of a set of meeting notes from work. Honest to god. It’s kept as a running status document, so each week they meet and everybody’s updates are added in a new color. This, in theory, helps you track the progress of an item as the weeks go by. In practice, it makes you dizzy. You really feel as though you’re about to either fall into the computer screen, or be blown explosively away from it, landing in a technicolor heap against the opposite wall.
This document makes me smile. It is so willfully tacky. I have never actually read it, as I fear I will develop some kind of neurological disease, so I hope there’s nothing important in there. Who knows. One of those lines may actually be the part where they talk about firing me. Maybe I don’t even work for the company anymore, and I just don’t know it because I can’t read the meeting notes!
Holy crap.
I should get some 3D glasses and find out if I still have a job.
